Here's the link to the greatest show on earth (atleast back in 1993 anyway)
https://youtu.be/IADb6kWjugI
here's Satan. hosting his talk show in proper fashion
and here's god, his special guest.
Trash talking callers, people having sex in the studio and wanking off on (and offscreen: callers are wankin off to Morticia the sex slave being fondled by the Sexecutioner) live tv. Yeah, I thought it was pretty entertaining.
So what's up?
This summer has been really (Really) amazing for me. After all that's happened which I won't go into full detail with, I went back into my cave and went on a Hong Kong Horror spree which I would rate later. Most of them were good, they were 80s-90s asian style sleaze and splatter horror which hit real close to home as Filipino horror from that period were reaaal nice since CGI wasn't the vogue yet. A real treasure, those old school Hong Kong horror films. I got to learn about their culture, paranormal folklore, and Black Magic. Also here's the holy grail of Supernatural shit from China:
Strange Tales from a Chinese Studio
I've also been reading up on Filipino Faith Healers since I discovered my deceased father's (Happy Father's day Dad!) collection of spiritual books. I never knew he was into these and wow these are..fucked up. They claim to be doing surgeries without anesthesia and are able to open up bodies without tools. I believe they really were able to do it before they got famous and greed took over. Even if you can't prove it I mean, what is Science if not, at first, a really weird, unconventional, strongly disagreeable phenomena? if those terms don't explain it, it probably isn't all that new and original.
Here's a sample of Philippine Faith Healers opening abdomens and taking shit out from eyes and goo from feet. Healing in the country was popular in... I don't really know how long. Roughly the 70s or 80s.
And here's an independently made documentary from a married couple that spent most of 1985 filming Filipino Faith Healers specifically Alex Orbito:
Well.. now I'm bored typing on. I'm gonna go out for a smoke but heres the list of HK horror shit I'm done with and rated:
色鬼投胎 (about 1990) 3/5
Reminded me of a long lost television show called Kagat ng Dilim which was made of nightmares.
Dead Curse 猛鬼迫人 (1985) 1.5/5
The Black Magic with Buddha 脑魔 腦魔 (1983) 3.5/5 ❤
Brains galore! The first time I've ever seen a brain-man.
Cannibal Curse 处女降 處女降 (1987) 3/5
w/ Maria Isabel Lopez
Ghost House - A True Story 猛鬼屠房 (1994) 3/5
presented a new way for a crippled possessed guy to have sex
Obsessed 鬼揞眼 (1983) 1.5/5
Red Spell Spells Red 紅鬼仔 (1983) 3.5/5 ❤
Very good! It's on many peoples rare collections list and I recommend watching it
The Rape After 淫種 (1986) 4/5 ❤
If you ever wanted to see a legitimate Junji Ito styled story come to life, then this is for you.
Centipede Horror 蜈蚣咒 (1984) 4.5/5 ❤
Shot in the Philippines. Classic.
The Legend of the Seven Golden Vampires 七金屍 (1974) 3/5
Saw it posted by the Drive-in Mob. It's a collaboration between Hammer Films (UK horror Legends) and the Shaw Brothers (HK exploitation masters).
Devil Fetus 魔胎 (1983) 3.5/5
Had some real good effects. English title doesn't really make much sense and has a great final boss.
Spirit of the Raped 索命 (1976) 3.5/5
This was from 1976? wow. A rape (more than physical rape though) and revenge ghost story. Definitely recommended.
and some non HK horror but still horror movies:
Blood Freak (Brad F. Grinter, Steve Hawkes, 1972) 3.5/5
< This guy got so fucked up by 70s drugs that he turned into a turkey
Itim (The Rites of May, Mike De Leon, 1977) 5/5 ❤
How to Disappear Completely (Raya Martin, 2013)
It's horror, without the horror. Do you understand?
The Conjuring 2 (James Wan, 2016) I really wanted to love it. But damn Elvis? That was boring as hell.
So that's been a summary of something. I'm watching Rick and Morty too. Great stuff, great stuff.
How are you guys?
