..Edgar Allan Poe

Who was Edgar Allan Poe?

Ok. I got the wrong edgar alan. click image to view the real image of edgar allan poe.

Edgar Allan Poe is, I think even the Frog bros there would agree, THE BEST HORROR FICTION WRITER EVER. Well, not really idk but I loved Tales of Mystery and Imagination-A compilation of his horror stories, of which I generously uploaded in pdf form here. Oh and Sorry, It's incomplete. List of stories still intact are The Fall of the House of Usher, The Black Cat, The Masque of the Red Death, William Wilson and lastly, A Tell-tale Heart.

Short Descriptions for the stories

1. The Fall of the House of Usher - Imagine you are in an old house by the lake. It's night time and there's a wild storm outside, with the wind screaming around the grey stone walls. Far Below the house, in a gloomy vault, lie the dead body of Lady Madeleine in her coffin. In the room with you is her brother looking at you with wild, mad eyes. Imagine this and you are now in the House of Usher.

2. The Black Cat - Best be read without Spoilers.

3. The Masque of the Red Death - A thousand people sing and dance at a wonderful masked ball. With Death creeping around in tip-toes. You are now in the castle of Prince Prospero.

4. William Wilson - Best be read without Spoilers. Personal Favorite.

5. A Tell-tale Heart - Just awesome.

GALLOWS

Lavender Town

sounds like death creeping around on tip toes.

I never liked Lavender Town. I like to lie a lot though. Anyway, Here's some stories about my favorite town on Fairy Pokemon Island.

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When "Pokemon" was first released in Japan, there was an odd phenomenon between children ages 7-12, particularly in those using headphones to listen to the sound effects. Increase of nosebleeds, irritability, insomnia, and addiction to the game, playing for hours and hours on end and crying to the point of vomiting when the opportunity was taken away.

Roughly 70% of these cases ended in suicide.

In almost every case of the aforementioned symptoms, despite gameplay time recorded to the limit of the internal clock, the game had not progressed further than "Lavender Town".

A closer analysis of the game revealed a tone in the audio of the music for "Lavender Town" at a pitch undetectable by fully developed human ear drums. Within weeks every unsold copy of the "first edition" the game were recalled silently and the game was re-released with re-mastered audio for "Lavender Town".

The widely known version is said to be missing three extra tones, as well as the unique, binaural tone of the first edition, although this is unconfirmed due to the rarity of working first edition copies; in the known few that remain, the internal clock and 'battery save' have all timed out and ceased function, and in many cases the game will freeze upon entering any battle.

The details of the story began to be passed around in mid 1997, said to originate from http://www.cornus.lensig.net/index538a.html, a defunct URL without credibility.

YouTube embed is the widely known second edition version of the "Lavender Town" song, if you don't remember how it sounds or never have known.

satan

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In the original Pokémon Red/Blue, when you encounter your rival in Lavender Town he asks whether or not you know what it's like to have one of your Pokémon die. At this point in the game, he no longer has his Raticate that he used in previous battles*.

Your rival battle before this took place aboard the S.S. Anne. Your rival's Raticate sustained serious injuries from the battle...but, because crowding and confusion on the luxury liner, he was unable to make it to a Pokémon Center in time and the Raticate passed away. The real reason your rival is in Lavender Town to begin with is to lay his deceased friend to rest.

*bet you never noticed that before. I didn't. tis awesome.

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OKAY HERE'S MY STORY. AFTER READING BOTH OF THESE, FEELING NOSTALGIC AND AWESOME (LIKE I ALWAYS DO, FUCK; I'M AWESOME), I DOWNLOADED THE GAME AND DECIDED TO PLAY THROUGH IT AGAIN SO I COULD CHECK THE RATacate THING AND THE CREEPY BINAURAL BEATY MUSIC SHIT. IT WAS 3AM THEN, I WAS PLAYIN PLAYIN PLAYIN GOT SOME BALLS THEN I CAUGHT MYSELF ONE OF THOSE BIRDS THAT YOU FIND ON THE GRASS THEN I PRESSED START AND POKEMON>BIRD>STAT THEN THE LAVENDER TOWN MUSIC STARTED PLAYING AND MY FACE


>My Face

If you don't believe me, you could try for yourself. Here's the download link to the game. (complete with the visual boy emulator and a read me.)

-How can you not trust this face?

Oh and Enjoy:D

DAY OF ALL THE BLOOD

THIS IS THE STORY OF A DAY WHERE THERE WAS ALL THIS BLOOD. A MAN WAS WALKING AROUND AND BLOOD STARTED COMING OUT OF HIM EVERYWHERE. THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOOD THAT IT FILLED UP AN ELEVATOR. HE WENT TO THE STORE AND THERE WAS JUST BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE! PEOPLE WERE SLIPPING IN IT AND THEY WERE ALL GROSSED OUT. HE TRIED TO GO SWIMMING AND ALL OF THE SHARKS WENT NUTS AND BITTENED EVERYBODY. HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER. ONE TIME THE BLOOD GOT A KID AND A DOG. AT THE END OF THE DAY EVERYONE DECIDED THEY WOULD SEND HIM TO SPACE SO THAT HE WOULD STOP GETTING BLOOD EVERY WHERE. THE SCARIEST PART IS THAT THE MAN WAS YOU!!! (OR HE WAS A LADY IF YOU ARE A LADY) AND YOU FORGOT THAT THIS HAPPENED


THIS WAS YOU! and you forgot that this ever happened.