Don't go near the mountains..

DONG

Haunted doll

A little back story for those tl;dw people: Some kids don't have friends, but even if the majority does, I think we all went through the same kid phase of wanting to turn our favorite toys into real life friends. 

A best friend forever.




Well, here's Robert the Doll. 

Childhood friend of painter and author Robert Eugene Otto.
Robert the Doll is allegedly cursed and rumored to be able move about by himself, grinning at children through the windows (Robert was confined to the Attic when Otto found his true best friend forever; His wife). He also fucks up Otto when he can, making him beat up his wife and leaving Otto only able to explain that "It was Robert, Robert did it!". Also rumored to giggle. I isolated that line because dolls that laugh are horrifying. Fuck right? Well watch the videa. He also served as the inspiration for the Child's Play series! Getting back to the story: When the family finally moved out, the house left behind was turned into The Artist House, Now a guesthouse (Imagine the stories there) and Robert now lives in The East Martello Museum (click link for testimonies, Robert still up to his ol' tricks) 
More info: Living Dolls: Tales from a truly creepy toy chest "Legendary Evil Doll of Key West" The Artist House website
Oh, I'm also sharing something very similar by Kazuo Umezu. 

It's called The Wish

(click for a much larger resolution)

pretty much Robert with a life lesson in it
Download / Read Online

celebratin

Celebratin cause it's almost the end of the month and I still haven't reached my bandwidth cap. not capped!
15gb per month (I'm now on 49.4gb)

Celebrate!

        

 

(how i actually celebrate)

(Excited) Last V

Well it's been exactly a week I think, It's time to post the most recent 5 again.

Wall. As you can see, up to Dead Alive (wet dreams for me) It has been a shit-fest. Acceptable sized Alternative posters (If available) and side comments to come later. But it wasn't such an excrement-related-adjective-here Movie week for me. I's watched some gems and some acceptably good ones: Slaughterhouse-Five by George Roy Hill, Billy Pilgrim cast perfectly, A Guillermo Del Toro remake is also rumored to be made, 1972 (5❤); I attended alongside my girlfriend the Philippine-Japan Friendship month film viewing event and watched 5 Centimeters Per Second and The Place Promised in Our Early Days both by Makoto Shinkai, 2007 (3.5) 2004 (3) respectively; and Chop Suey by Catherine O. Camarillo, 2007 (4) none of the mentioned are horror films. I'll try to refrain from thesums. kind of posts.

[spot reserved for posters and side fries]

Also been back on track with the eerie and grotesque by reading The Drifting Classroom by Kazuo Umezu (1972-1974) A nightmarish (seriously I had a nightmare about one of it's suffocating scenes, was awesome) Post-Apocalyptic Horror. Sounds good? Good.

Here's a sample (Remember: you read it from right to left [it's already mind fucking])

click for a higher resolution

                                                                                          wat

Read it here

I have a complete copy of it but too lazy and internet provider is too cappy (15gb a month, Pilipines) 

but Alternatively without me as a source you can download it from thesums:

here 

(Magnet Link, 200mb+)

&

here 

(High Def, 550mb)

bak 2 readun

End post

Last V (Horror Movies)

Really slow month for my horror tastes. I left out some of the other "Horror" movies, which I liked, but doesn't really fit in. Those movies were Suicide Club by Shion Sono, 2001 (3.5); Stoker by Chan-wook Park, Hollywood debut 2013 (4.5 ❤); and Noriko's Dinner Table by Shion Sono, Indirectly "Suicide Club 2" 2006 (4.5 ❤)

So for my valid last five ones, here's some high-def posters (Alternates, also click for larger photo) and some side comments.

Hausu 

Nobuhiko Ôbayashi

(Japan, 1977)

My thoughts on this Movie:

I MUST BE ON ACID

Dark Skies

Scott Stewart

(USA, 2013)

My thoughts on this Movie:

Suburban Horror, Kids friends with demons.. I mean Aliens. It's Aliens that are friends with them this time. Uhh..I should've watched the other Dark Skies 2013 movie:

That would've been so Awesome

and hilarious

Evil Dead

Fede Alvarez

(USA, 2013)

by Karthik Abhiram

My thoughts on this movie:

I was a fan of the original The Evil Dead Series, mostly on 1 & 2. 3, not so much. Too much comedy. This was an okay take, An Adult version of the All style and No Substance (Perfectamundo) The Evil Dead but this wasn't so bad. My friend (who hasn't watched the original series) just kept looking for plot holes each scene cause it was ripped on by some female celebrity on twitter (some of which were actually pretty logical for Evil Dead, It's all in the newly polished Naturom Demonto) and hated it so uh. You shouldn't do that. But if you do find that you actually hate it, good for you. I am on the neutral side (3/5). I liked some of the references from 1 & 2 though (Chainsaw-arm mostly) and found some very weak (Natalie: [Robotically] oh my god what happened to her EYes. from Shelley:FOR GOD'S SAKE WHAT HAPPeNED TO HER EYESSS) Overall. Pretty average.

Texas Chainsaw 3D

John Luessenhop

(USA, 2013)

from some Hipster art guy buddies of VICE and-or Lionsgate

My thoughts on this movie:

No sir, I didn't. Leatherface has a new best friend. Also, expect the scene where Leatherface touches his new friendly (Do your thing, cuz) bff cousin's arm and BOOM. Boom sound goes off. That's right. Replace actual scares with boom sounds. That's pretty low. This modern take is low. Girls were nice though.

Zombie Ass: Toilet of the Dead

Noboru Iguchi

(Japan, 2012)

My thoughts on this movie:

I thought it was..

Crap-tastic

&

I learned that I love Japan (Not-a-weeaboo)

I left my other stills at home. But this was an awesome movie. 8/10 (I like Evil Dead and Re-animator, Self-aware gorey slapsticks are the best)

Next on the list: RoboGeisha, Audition, Ringu and another movie my sister recommended that I can't remember. Then after those I'm going to finish our Western collection with Toolbox Murders and the like.

Zombie Ass: Toilet of the Dead

It's on the playlist for tewday

Forget it Jake

It's somethin town

Come

I took this before with a really crappy camera phone. I think it looks nice though. Narcissist. Self-deprecator.

Damn.

Here are some photos. A lot of them 2010-ish

I love that year



Moon
or Eye Peeking From The Sky



I hate the sun. So I have fake suns in my room



Dead butterfly. Notice the ants. There's beauty everywhere if you know how to look at it.
(If I remember correctly, this was an awesome day with my smoker korean friend girl, random thought)



Look at all that free sky. That airplane feels so claustrophobic right now.
(Taken at the church somewhere here in Pilipinas. Smoking the afternoon away with a bud)



Me. (From four years ago)



Also me (From four years ago)



You guessed it (But this time, three years ago)



I went back to my probinsya (Provinces tend to be really creepy places) And I found this. Or it found me. I don't know. He was staring. And smiling. and waiting.

I'm done.

You guys

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